THE COUNCIL
For their protection (and yours), Council members' identities remain concealed. Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or in quantum superposition is purely coincidental and not admissible in any court, so help us god.
Clement Goob
Manager of Operations
After our previous operations managers were taken by various world governments, we realized that their weakness was having real lives. That's why we genetically engineered Clement from several hairs found by scrounging around our labs. Born and raised within our system of bunkers, Clement has never seen the sky nor trees, and if we have a say in the matter, he never will.
Dr. Cement
Chief Reality Engineer
Joining our team in 1902, Dr Cement was one of our most valuable members before suffering through the "Hive" incident, following which he was then cryogenically frozen. Despite this small setback, he still performs all of his main tasks, having his mind hooked up to all of his machines, with no senses enabled except the ability to feel fear and pain.
Gluten Free
Liaison
Gluten is our chief of Liaison, and has been voted employee of the month 42 times in a row. He is considered key to Zorse infrastructure, despite none of us knowing what his job actually is.
The Archivist
Keeper of Knowledge
The Archivist is our newest team member. He has no responsibilities and we do not pay him.
Greg Hoffkins
Quality Assurance Specialist
Greg joined us in December 2017, but was promptly fired for gross misconduct and general larceny. He then rejoined the team in March 2017, and has been a cherished member of our team since, checking each Zorse to ensure at least 70% organ functionality, day in, day out.
Ms. Triumph
CTO
Ms. Z. Triumph is our Chief Technology Officer, responsible for pioneering our Zorse machinery and technology. Please, god, forgive her.